TO THE JERK WHO STOLE MY PANTIES !! (Ft Worth)

Date: 2008-09-10, 5:47PM CDT

went to the laundramat yesterday---put my clothes basket on a washing machine & went to my car to get a secong basket---When I got back someone had taken all of my bikini underwear!!! What were you thinking---Now I have to buy all new ones!! Thanks a lot!! HA! the jokes on you though---they weren't washed yet & were still DIRTY!!!

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I'm Cheating On My Wife

Date: 2008-09-09, 6:16PM PDT

When I drive my girlfriend around I make her wear a disguise!

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Taking a dump (Where am I )

Date: 2008-09-09, 4:55PM MST

Man that feels better

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IT'S MESSY AND IT STINKS (IN BED)

IT'S MESSY AND IT STINKS (IN BED)
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Date: 2008-09-07, 7:59AM PDT


I TRIED TO FART AND JUST CRAPPED MYSELF..IT'S ALL OVER MY BED NOW..TIME TO GO TO THE FREEBEE SECTION AND LOOK FOR A MATRESS..DAMN IT!!!!!




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Free Can of Spam

Free Can of Spam
FREE CAN OF SPAM! (Torrance)

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Date: 2008-09-05, 4:32PM PDT


Good until 12/09! Serious inquiries only please.


Location: Torrance
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Duck Mask

Duck Mask
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Full head rubber mask, old, has discoloration on white feather part from age, storage. Hey I got it on my big head, so it works that way.





Location: Acworth
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The cat is dead!!!!

The cat is dead!!!! (F0lsom)
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Date: 2008-09-04, 8:00PM PDT



Hooray! It's dead!!! No more piss all over the damn house, all over clean laundry, visitor's shoes and purses, on my kid's bed....so glad you are gone. No more taking you to the vet all the time to see what the heck was wrong with you. Wow,I can leave a shirt on the floor again! No need to panic if the kids leave their towels on the floor after swimming.

I know a bunch of you haters will have stupid comments. We have two other wonderful cats, this cat was a peice of shit. Good riddens asshole@!




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I will give you a KIDNEY for 2 OBAMA Tickets for tonights speech!

I will give you a KIDNEY for 2 OBAMA Tickets for tonights speech!

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Date: 2008-08-28, 11:35AM MDT

Are you in need of an extra kidney? Know of someone who needs one? I have 2 good kidneys which is a little excessive. Ill give you one of them for two tickets to tonight's speech. I live in Denver and tried to get tickets the minute they were announced. Somehow the first come first serve registration did not work since I was put on the waitlist.

So, I need two tickets for me and my girlfriend. I have an extra kidney. You take said organ, I take 2 tickets for this historic speech.

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FREE BALLSACK/TEEBAG!!!!

FREE BALLSACK/TEEBAG!!!!

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Date: 2008-08-21, 8:04PM MDT

YES, you could be the proud new owner of this magnificent piece of equipment!! it is a sovrano brand ball and tee carryall. this brand new, never used piece comes complete with 13 tees, 2 balls and a protective cloth bag. there is a bag on the side for your tees, and a nice perky sack for your balls!
i would like to keep this for myself but i already have one and must remain faithful to it. thank you for your interest and have a good day

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Will be digging through more on Craigslist tonight.

If you think you found a good one, just place in comments and i'll place it on the front page.

Hubby's nasty habit caught up to him

Hubby's nasty habit caught up to him

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Date: 2008-08-23, 5:04PM CDT

Ok, my husband jerks off, A LOT!! Our sex life isn't spectacular but, we do it frequently. Well, I have caught him using my hair conditioner and lotions as lube. I figured that he didn't buy them, won't replace them when it's gone and so why should I let him use them, right.I take all of it and hide it hoping we'd get it on more frequently now. Well,I caught him doing it again, and this time with my dipilatory cream!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Now his skin is so burnt he can't piss straight!!!!! You should've had sex with me. Or at the very least read the label!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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