TO THE JERK WHO STOLE MY PANTIES !! (Ft Worth)

Date: 2008-09-10, 5:47PM CDT

went to the laundramat yesterday---put my clothes basket on a washing machine & went to my car to get a secong basket---When I got back someone had taken all of my bikini underwear!!! What were you thinking---Now I have to buy all new ones!! Thanks a lot!! HA! the jokes on you though---they weren't washed yet & were still DIRTY!!!

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I'm Cheating On My Wife

Date: 2008-09-09, 6:16PM PDT

When I drive my girlfriend around I make her wear a disguise!

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Taking a dump (Where am I )

Date: 2008-09-09, 4:55PM MST

Man that feels better

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IT'S MESSY AND IT STINKS (IN BED)

IT'S MESSY AND IT STINKS (IN BED)
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Date: 2008-09-07, 7:59AM PDT


I TRIED TO FART AND JUST CRAPPED MYSELF..IT'S ALL OVER MY BED NOW..TIME TO GO TO THE FREEBEE SECTION AND LOOK FOR A MATRESS..DAMN IT!!!!!




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Free Can of Spam

Free Can of Spam
FREE CAN OF SPAM! (Torrance)

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Date: 2008-09-05, 4:32PM PDT


Good until 12/09! Serious inquiries only please.


Location: Torrance
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Duck Mask

Duck Mask
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Full head rubber mask, old, has discoloration on white feather part from age, storage. Hey I got it on my big head, so it works that way.





Location: Acworth
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The cat is dead!!!!

The cat is dead!!!! (F0lsom)
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Date: 2008-09-04, 8:00PM PDT



Hooray! It's dead!!! No more piss all over the damn house, all over clean laundry, visitor's shoes and purses, on my kid's bed....so glad you are gone. No more taking you to the vet all the time to see what the heck was wrong with you. Wow,I can leave a shirt on the floor again! No need to panic if the kids leave their towels on the floor after swimming.

I know a bunch of you haters will have stupid comments. We have two other wonderful cats, this cat was a peice of shit. Good riddens asshole@!




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I will give you a KIDNEY for 2 OBAMA Tickets for tonights speech!

I will give you a KIDNEY for 2 OBAMA Tickets for tonights speech!

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Date: 2008-08-28, 11:35AM MDT

Are you in need of an extra kidney? Know of someone who needs one? I have 2 good kidneys which is a little excessive. Ill give you one of them for two tickets to tonight's speech. I live in Denver and tried to get tickets the minute they were announced. Somehow the first come first serve registration did not work since I was put on the waitlist.

So, I need two tickets for me and my girlfriend. I have an extra kidney. You take said organ, I take 2 tickets for this historic speech.

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FREE BALLSACK/TEEBAG!!!!

FREE BALLSACK/TEEBAG!!!!

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Date: 2008-08-21, 8:04PM MDT

YES, you could be the proud new owner of this magnificent piece of equipment!! it is a sovrano brand ball and tee carryall. this brand new, never used piece comes complete with 13 tees, 2 balls and a protective cloth bag. there is a bag on the side for your tees, and a nice perky sack for your balls!
i would like to keep this for myself but i already have one and must remain faithful to it. thank you for your interest and have a good day

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Will be digging through more on Craigslist tonight.

If you think you found a good one, just place in comments and i'll place it on the front page.

Hubby's nasty habit caught up to him

Hubby's nasty habit caught up to him

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Date: 2008-08-23, 5:04PM CDT

Ok, my husband jerks off, A LOT!! Our sex life isn't spectacular but, we do it frequently. Well, I have caught him using my hair conditioner and lotions as lube. I figured that he didn't buy them, won't replace them when it's gone and so why should I let him use them, right.I take all of it and hide it hoping we'd get it on more frequently now. Well,I caught him doing it again, and this time with my dipilatory cream!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Now his skin is so burnt he can't piss straight!!!!! You should've had sex with me. Or at the very least read the label!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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We live together

We live together

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Date: 2008-07-17, 8:59PM EDT

I keep passing you on the way to the fridge. I'm sure you've noticed me - I think you're looking at me out the corner of your eye when I get in and out of the bed we share. I waved at you several times over the weekend as we were sitting down to meals. At breakfast this morning you ate the oatmeal I made, but didn't seem to notice my gesticulating. I know it's unlikely you'll see this, but if you do and something clicks, get back to me.

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ZUCCHINI ------> FREE FREE FREE

ZUCCHINI ------> FREE FREE FREE (120TH & HOLLY)

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Date: 2008-08-29, 10:41PM MDT

I have several large zucchini's that got out of hand. I have them on my front porch baged. Please one or two per person as these are really large but very tasty. No email please. Here's the address. 12161 Magnolia Way, Brighton 80602. ENJOY and thanks for reading.

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Free: Pictures of....wood....

THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR!!

Yahoo Front Page, Gotta See This

Don't think Yahoo did this intentionally but the headline says it all. For those asking why he chose her...well, here's the answer!

McCain taps Alaska governor for VP

By LIZ SIDOTI and BETH FOUHY, Associated Press Writers 6 minutes ago
Republican John McCain introduced first-term Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin as his vice presidential running mate Friday, a stunning selection of a little-known conservative newcomer who relishes fighting the establishment.
"She's exactly who I need. She's exactly who this country needs to help me fight the same old Washington politics of 'Me first and country second,' " McCain declared as the pair stood together for the first time at a boisterous rally in Ohio just days before the opening of the party's national convention.
Palin, the first Republican woman on a presidential ticket, promised: "I'm going to take our campaign to every part of our country and our message of reform to every voter of every background in every political party, or no party at all."
"... Politics isn't just a game of competing interests and clashing parties," added the Palin, 44, who has built her career in large measure by challenging fellow Republicans.
In the increasingly intensive presidential campaign, McCain made his selection six days after his Democratic rival, Barack Obama, named Sen. Joseph Biden of Delaware, as his No. 2 on the ticket.
The contrast between the two announcements was remarkable — Obama, 47, picked a 65-year-old running mate with long experience in government and a man whom he said was qualified to be president. The timing of McCain's selection appeared designed to limit any political gain Obama derives from his own convention, which ended Thursday night with his nominating acceptance speech before an estimated 84,000 in Invesco Field in Colorado.
Public opinion polls show a close race between Obama and McCain, and with scarcely two months remaining until the election, neither contender can allow the other to jump out to a big post-convention lead.
On his 72nd birthday, McCain chose Palin, a woman younger than two of the Arizonan's seven children and a person who until recently was the mayor of small-town Wasilla, Alaska and has been governor less than two years. He settled on her six months after first meeting the governor and following only one phone call between them last Sunday and a single face-to-face meeting Thursday, according to a timeline provided by his campaign.
The Obama campaign immediately questioned whether she would be prepared to step in and be president if necessary.
"Today, John McCain put the former mayor of a town of 9,000 with zero foreign policy experience a heartbeat away from the presidency," Adrianne Marsh, a spokeswoman for Obama, said in a written statement. A statement was put out on Obama's plane with the candidate merely welcoming her to the campaign.
President Bush complimented McCain for "an exciting decision."
"Governor Palin is a proven reformer who is a wise steward of taxpayer dollars and champion for accountability in government," a presidential statement said. "By selecting a working mother with a track record of getting things done, Senator McCain has once again demonstrated his commitment to reforming Washington."
Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, who came so close to being the first major party woman presidential candidate, said in a statement: "We should all be proud of Gov. Sarah Palin's historic nomination, and I congratulate her and Sen. McCain. While their policies would take America in the wrong direction, Gov. Palin will add an important new voice to the debate."
"It's an absolutely brilliant choice," said Mathew Staver, dean of Liberty University School of Law. "This will absolutely energize McCain's campaign and energize conservatives," he predicted.
Palin's name had not been on the short list of people heavily reported upon by the news media in recent days, and McCain's decision was a well-kept secret until just a couple hours before Friday's rally.
McCain's campaign said that Palin and a top aide met with senior McCain advisers in Flagstaff, Ariz., on Wednesday night. The next morning, the campaign said McCain formally invited Palin to join the ticket on the deck of McCain's home near Sedona, Ariz., and later Thursday the governor flew to Middletown, Ohio, with staff to await Friday's event in Dayton.
Describing the process that led to her selection, Palin told reporters she'd received word that she was McCain's choice on Thursday and had met privately with him that day to discuss it. She spoke briefly as the two running mates surprised shoppers at the Buckeye Corner in Columbus, Ohio, where they purchased Ohio State University sports memorabilia. McCain and Palin started a bus tour across Ohio and to Pittsburgh, where they will hold a campaign rally Saturday. Ohio and Pennsylvania are two states that figure prominently in who wins the election this fall.
Asked why McCain chose her, his campaign manager Rick Davis said, "Part of it is personal fit."
"He sees Sarah, Governor Palin, as the future of the party," he added. "These are people he'd like to elevate in that regard. reformers."
Sharyl Odenweller, a retired teacher from Delphos, Ohio who was visiting the store, said she was pleased that McCain had chosen a woman and someone "very pro life." But, Odenweller also said, "I'd like to know more about her experience. If something happened to him, would she be qualified to step into the presidency?"
With his pick, McCain passed over more prominent contenders like former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney and Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty, as well as others such as former Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Ridge, whose support for abortion rights might have sparked unrest at the convention that opens Monday in St. Paul, Minn.
A self-styled hockey mom and political reformer, Palin became governor after ousting a state chief executive of her own party in a primary.
More recently, she has come under the scrutiny of an investigation by the Republican-controlled legislature into the possibility that she ordered the dismissal of Alaska's public safety commissioner because he would not fire her former brother-in-law as a state trooper.
Palin has a long history of run-ins with the Alaska GOP hierarchy, giving her genuine maverick status and reformer credentials that could complement McCain's image.
Her husband, Todd Palin, is part Yup'ik Eskimo, and is a blue-collar North Slope oil worker who competes in the Iron Dog, a 1,900-mile snowmobile race. The couple lives in Wasilla. They have five children, the youngest of whom was born in April with Down syndrome.
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Associated Press Writer Liz Sidoti reported for this story from Denver.

Free Pot!!!!

This one actually gave me an idea on how to generate traffic....hmmm.....

Free dirt

Anyone?

free dirt (Los Angeles)

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Date: 2008-08-27, 5:20PM PDT


free dirt to fill up holes, pools, ect. we do not deliver the dirt. if you want it come get it. (xxx) xxx-xxxx

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I'll be doing more searches on funny/wierd ads more in the comming weeks. Any suggestions of what you guys would like to see?

MY BRA- I'D LIKE IT BACK. NO DATE REQUIRED. - w4m

MY BRA- I'D LIKE IT BACK. NO DATE REQUIRED. - w4m

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Date: 2008-08-02, 11:10AM PDT


ok. so i don't know really how to go about this.

basically, i was your one night stand last night and need my most important idem of clothing back--> my bra.

so yes, i was totally fine with the fact that when i left this morning we didn't exchange phone numbers (or names...); no big deal. but once i got home and sobered up, i realized, that we maybe should have because i left my bra at your house.

first off, i want to get something clear. this is no victoria secret-esq type bra. this is an imported good were talking about. princess tam tam-french lingerie.

ok. specifics about you. (what i remember.) they are not going to be too specific because my friends are on this all the time and think i took a cab home last night.

you are:
1) outrageously tall and good looking.
2) a commercial real estate broker from the san jose, but lives in the financial district in the city with an asian friend whom i believe, was celebrating his birthday.
3) going to slide saturday night.
4) really into golf, in fact went friday.
5) a fan of red gumm y bears.

i am:
1) someone who obviously loves her underwear.
2) obsessed with french everything.
3) not really into children. something we have in common.
4) occasionally from time to time caught wearing my clothes inside out.
5) "anna"- (my name.)


so, where to go from here. basically, i'm willing to do whatever it takes. i can come pick it up, you can mail it to me, i can just have you leave it outside your building at a certain agreed upon time. what ever.

i hope to god you don't feel weird about this, because i don't. i obviously didn't leave it there on purpose. like i said, i'm not looking for you to take me out or call me. for god's sake, i'm resorting to craigslist for a grey bra. it's just a super cute one and i want it back. plus, it doesn't seem like you'll use it. you just didn't come off as that type.

please people. if this is you, or sounds like someone you know who fits this "john doe" profile, please contact me.

Autographed copy of the Bible - $1,000,000,000 OBO

Date: 2008-07-16, 2:27PM PDT

I have a near-mint copy of the Bible, signed by the Big J.C. himself. According to Amazon, this is one of the better selling books of all time. I'm guessing the Prince of Peace would be happy to hear that.

This book was entrusted to me by the Knights of Templar, they borrowed it from Our Savior sometime between 28 and 32 AD and forgot to give it back. It was one of those things where they said they'd return it in a week, but then they didn't get around to reading it right away. And you know how you always feel bad returning a book you haven't read, especially when the lender asks you what you thought of it. So in trying to avoid an awkward moment with the Alpha and Omega, they hung onto it until they had more time. Well that time turned into about 2000 years, and it got mixed in with some other books and made it into a yard sale box.

At first, the King of Kings' signature wasn't worth much, but after Our Redeemer died on the cross for your sins, apparently the value skyrocketed and then rose more gradually over the next 2000 years as more people learned of the Good Shepherd's story.

Why am I selling it? I could say that I'm interested in sharing the Word of God with someone else - become a "Fisher of Men" so to speak. But the truth is I just bought an Xbox 360 and don't have room on the bookshelf for both. I'll either use the money to fight world hunger, or buy that Rock Band game I've been hankering for.
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