Thursday, September 11, 2008

TO THE JERK WHO STOLE MY PANTIES !! (Ft Worth)

Date: 2008-09-10, 5:47PM CDT


went to the laundramat yesterday---put my clothes basket on a washing machine & went to my car to get a secong basket---When I got back someone had taken all of my bikini underwear!!! What were you thinking---Now I have to buy all new ones!! Thanks a lot!! HA! the jokes on you though---they weren't washed yet & were still DIRTY!!!


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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

I'm Cheating On My Wife

Date: 2008-09-09, 6:16PM PDT


When I drive my girlfriend around I make her wear a disguise!



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Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Taking a dump (Where am I )

Date: 2008-09-09, 4:55PM MST

Man that feels better







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Sunday, September 7, 2008

IT'S MESSY AND IT STINKS (IN BED)

IT'S MESSY AND IT STINKS (IN BED)
Reply to: @craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-07, 7:59AM PDT


I TRIED TO FART AND JUST CRAPPED MYSELF..IT'S ALL OVER MY BED NOW..TIME TO GO TO THE FREEBEE SECTION AND LOOK FOR A MATRESS..DAMN IT!!!!!




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Saturday, September 6, 2008

Free Can of Spam

Free Can of Spam
FREE CAN OF SPAM! (Torrance)

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Date: 2008-09-05, 4:32PM PDT


Good until 12/09! Serious inquiries only please.


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Duck Mask


Duck Mask
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Full head rubber mask, old, has discoloration on white feather part from age, storage. Hey I got it on my big head, so it works that way.





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Friday, September 5, 2008

The cat is dead!!!!

The cat is dead!!!! (F0lsom)
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Date: 2008-09-04, 8:00PM PDT



Hooray! It's dead!!! No more piss all over the damn house, all over clean laundry, visitor's shoes and purses, on my kid's bed....so glad you are gone. No more taking you to the vet all the time to see what the heck was wrong with you. Wow,I can leave a shirt on the floor again! No need to panic if the kids leave their towels on the floor after swimming.

I know a bunch of you haters will have stupid comments. We have two other wonderful cats, this cat was a peice of shit. Good riddens asshole@!




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